Something You Won’t Be Seeing This Weekend

At the Strip Club

This weekend we’ll be celebrating Kevie’s bachelorhood. Just a few more months of being single. Only, he’s not really single, right? And that means that boobies and lapdances are out. Bleh! C’mon ladies, it’s time to wise up about strip clubs. There isn’t anything wrong with a harmless little lapdance here and there, it’s not like we’re sleeping with the strippers, we’re just renting some warmth from their gentle bosoms.

What’s wrong with that?

So, here’s the plan – tomorrow night we put Kevie to bed early and sneak out to one of Boston’s dancing establishments….Just please nobody tell Danielle =).

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