Stephie’s Counting Down the Days

For six months this year, our favorite Hawaiian (Sorry Jack Johnson) will be out of a job….

Stephie is Counting

Let me explain.

The Ritz Carlton, Maui is in need of an overhaul, and when they start the massive project this summer they’ll shut down the hotel for half a year. Where does that leave Hawaii’s most favoritist finance guru? “I’ll be spending a lot of the time working.” Stephie notes. “And when I say working, I mean sitting on the beach with my laptop sipping a Mai Tai from a coconut.”

Gonna be awesome. But I think there’s more than seven days to go there little sister!

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