I’m Outta Here!

Adios Tucson, you oppressively hot beast of burden. Hello New York, you oppressively humid and hot surly wench. We have two chess events on the East Coast within the next week, and you all know how much I love chess. Once again we’re teaming up with WuChess and the RZA to prevent teen pregnancy by teaching kids how cool it is to play chess after school instead of…well…you know. I’m an expert in this area. After all, I’ve played chess more times in the past 6 months than…yeah…you get the idea. So armed with an intense love of board games and a strong desire to get the heck out of T-Town, I bid my friends in Tucson adieu as I fly cross country for king and queen (the chess pieces, get it?)!

New York

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