At the movie theater, about to see The Love Guru, two girls behind me were having a conversation. An ad came up on the screen for that vaccine that’s supposed to prevent the disease that causes cervical cancer. This greatly confused the two teen girls.
Girl 1: What’s cervical cancer?
Girl 2: Duh, it’s cancer of your cervical.
Yesterday at the airport I was waiting to board my flight while the departing passengers exited the plane. One guy was on his phone, walking fast and talking loud.
Dude on the phone: So you finally bought a porn with a plot? What did you think?
Heh. Keep your ears open this month!