A Penny Pincher Dating Guide

  1. Always dress in the shabbiest clothes possible on a first date. This is a GREAT way to halt any expectations for spending on future dates.
  2. Be SWIFT to let your date know that you find it a turn on when someone offers to pay for you.
  3. Always buy the cheapest drinks possible. Usually a gas-station PINOT will be your best bet.
  4. Put candles on the table, but keep them UNLIT – you can use some yellow and red construction paper to simulate candlelight.

-Excerpts from “A Penny Pincher’s Guide to Super Frugal Dates”

-From Wordle Puzzle 2/4/2023

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