Fannister Moonbeam – An Elf’s Tale

“The old days at the North Pole were truly GREAT. We had Rudolf! We used to say, look at that reindeer! That dude LEADS! And the food – we used to eat candies and chocolates all day until we were totally candy-CANED out. We DANCEd in the streets and shouted holiday cheers while we did it.”

-Fannister Moonbeam, from his autobiography: North Poled: An Exiled Elf’s Guide to Santa’s Wierd-derland

-From Wordle Puzzle 2/5/23

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