Scene from a Medieval Dry Cleaner

No! The horrific BEAST didn’t make me poo my pants! After I slayed it, its body released a foul smelling brown-BLACK substance that squirted into my underwear! It got some on my BROADsword too! Anyway… you’ll probably want to use some BORAX to clean everything up.

-From Wordle Puzzle 4/12/2023

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