Pirate-Farmer Qualms

The pirates of the GREAT ship Biddleberry were suspicious of the reptilians who had boarded under the guise of friendship. After insults were traded, however, attempts to prevent a CLASH were to no AVAIL. After a brief fight, the reptilians took control of the ship and forced the pirates to walk the PLANK. The crew managed to swim to a nearby island to live out the rest of their days. Though the island was small, its soil was LOAMY and the pirates quickly took to their new agricultural lifestyles. They made a new home for themselves, but they would forever have QUALMs about offering hospitality to any animal-human hybrid species.

-From Wordle Puzzle 4/11/2023

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