Otto knew he was smart. Like, big BRAIN smart. Which is why he was so SALTY about his current career. He could have been designing skyscrapers, or saving lives as a surgeon, or the head of a HAUTE fashion company. Instead, Otto’s daily grind was as dull as a MATTE photograph of a pile of rocks, serving LATTEs all day to hipsters.
-From Wordle Puzzle 5/16/2023
