Lattes for Days

Otto knew he was smart. Like, big BRAIN smart. Which is why he was so SALTY about his current career. He could have been designing skyscrapers, or saving lives as a surgeon, or the head of a HAUTE fashion company. Instead, Otto’s daily grind was as dull as a MATTE photograph of a pile of rocks, serving LATTEs all day to hipsters.

-From Wordle Puzzle 5/16/2023

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