Captain Rudolpho’s Plank

“Don’t ye know who I am, yeh scurvy curr! I’m the GREAT Captain Rudolpho, the scourge of the Caribbean! The finder of booty! I had single-handedly SLAIN the double-backed beast of El Dorado! Now yeh better show some respect and wipe that BLANK stare off yer face before I make ye walk the PLANK!”

-From Wordle Puzzle 5/17/2023

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