Are You Getting an iPhone Today?

the iLoser

This guy is. Although he’s not doing it because he wants one, he’s doing it because his “thing” is to be the first one in line for special events like this. I wasn’t looking forward to the launch of the iPhone, I don’t want one, frankly, but there are a few things I’m looking forward to this weekend (by the way, they’re all movies!)…

1. Ratatouille – Pixar’s newest computer animated film. This is going to be refreshing after Shrek III, which I think was a total dissapointment.

2. Sicko – Yeah yeah, Michael Moore sucks. Or does he? I don’t agree with his politics, but I think his movies are entertaining and at the least thought provoking. It doesn’t take a genius to realize that the healthcare inudstry in the US is failing.

3. Live Free or Die Hard – Yippie Kai Yai Yea, Motha F-A!

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  1. I do want an iphone but I don’t want to pay over $1000 just for the initial costs.

    Rat looks amusing, shrek three was pushing my thresh hold for talking donkeys, and I will wait till everything comes out on video.

    Michael Moore is one of the few people in America who actually believes this country is great and can get even better. Politics smolitics they guy is honest and that is as refreshing as a tall class of country time lemonade! MMMMMMM country time, now that’s summer time good!

    On a final note I signed a deal with country time lemonade, not for the money but because country time lemonade reminds you of what it is to be an American. Like an early morning cattle drive or manifest destiny – one sip of Country time lemonade and you remember what it is that makes this country the home of the free. So go get yourself a glass of country time lemonade this 4th of July and give thanks to the brave men and women who serve our country, I know I will.

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  2. Wow, I can’t believe it, but actually ranks for Country Time Lemonade in google now…hmmm…time to set up some advertising campaigns!

  3. I just got back from watching Ratatouille, and I must say it’s amazing! Brad Bird is a genius. Everyone, go see the movie!

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