Tithe Now, Tithe Eternally

The LEAST that you can do
When you join the Mormon Church

Is WRITE down your pre-tax salary
So we don’t have to search

You should feel a TINGE of guilt
You might even get a rash

If you don’t set aside 20%
And TITHE us that much cash!

-From Wordle Puzzle 4/17/2024

Moses and the Shank Bone

“Guys, we can totally figure out the reasons why LATER! I just have to insist that there is a lamb SHANK on the table for the entire meal!”

-Moses planning the first Passover Seder, probably

-From Wordle Puzzle 4/16/2024

A Well Equipped Pink Kangaroo

A GREAT ogre came looking for booze /
His SPINE all adorned with tattoos /
He WIPED out our stock /
Then CLOMPed down the block /
On a well EQUIPped pink kangaroo!

-From Wordle Puzzle 4/15/2024

The Chimp Blimp

I LATER encountered a chimp /
Couldn’t BLINK and he walked with a limp /
He said, “To fly would be BLISS!” /
BLIMY! He gave me a kiss! /
So I took him for a ride on my BLIMP!

-From Wordle Puzzle 4/14/2024

Great Steel

“That’s some GREAT STEEL!”
-Andrew Carnegie, probably

-From Wordle Puzzle 4/13/24

Don’t Build Your House of Plush

The fourth little pig LATER realized that PLUSH was probably the worst possible thing with which to BUILD a house.

-From Wordle Puzzle 2/21/2024