Tithe Now, Tithe Eternally

The LEAST that you can do
When you join the Mormon Church

Is WRITE down your pre-tax salary
So we don’t have to search

You should feel a TINGE of guilt
You might even get a rash

If you don’t set aside 20%
And TITHE us that much cash!

-From Wordle Puzzle 4/17/2024

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