The Toxic Gary

“My girlfriend and I took a mixology class where we had to make drinks that reminded us of each other. I thought it was a GREAT idea, now we could see what we really THINK of each other! I made her a fruity colada called the TIPSY Trish. She made one for me called Gary’s TOXIC Personality, Super Extreme Sludge-butt, Hotdog Breath, Wham, Bam, Eat Some Clam Juice, Boring Ol’ Hard Cider. It was the perfect date night activity!”

-From Wordle Puzzle 3/5/2023

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