The Polar Plantation Tract

Every year for his birthday, Lionel pestered his parents to fulfill his greatest desire – to RAISE POLAR bears in their backyard. One day Lionel’s father finally GRANTed that wish. He sold his sauerKRAUT and CRAFT beer restaurant and used the money to buy a large TRACT of land in Antarctica.

-From Wordle Puzzle 6/27/2023

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