The Great Corn Caper

“Your Honor. Members of the jury. A GREAT lawyer always LEADS with the truth. The truth will aWAKEN your senses and set you free. What you have before you is a prima FACIE case of mistaken agricultural identity. Farmer Abraham could never have dumped thousands of corn cobs on his neighbors land, as the prosecutor would lead you to believe. Farmer Abraham, you see, is a MAIZE farmer, not a corn farmer…What’s that? Maize is corn? Oh man, he’s totally shucked.” -Closing argument from Jones v. Farmer Abraham, 1998.

-From Wordle Puzzle 1/25/2023

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