The Balsa Slide

“It’s pretty GREAT that your dad tried to build you a water slide! I love using a nice, SLICK slide to get into the lake. I know he took out some big LOANS to build it, but why was he so wishy-WASHY about the type of wood to use? I mean, seriously…BALSA?”

-From Wordle Puzzle 6/09/2023

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