Surly Captain Nicholas “Cookie” Biscuit

If you ever had the unfortunate displeasure of beating Captain Nicholas “Cookie” Biscuit in a game of fiddlesticks, he would wait until LATER in the night when you were asleep. He would then find your most prized possession, perhaps a favorite peg-leg or eyepatch, and throw it into the ships BROILer. When you woke to find your favorite pirate accessory had been reduced to ash, he would toss back his long, CURLY hair and cackle maniacally in his best SURLY laugh. The lesson? Always let the “Cookie” win.

-From Wordle Puzzle 3/14/2023

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