Scout Some Hot Badonkadonk

Recently a GREAT tragedy occurred when a plane carrying the women’s soccer team, the Fry’s Pharmacy Techs, crashed into the mountains of Northern Arizona. Survival in the wilderness wasn’t easy, but after finding some FLINT in a nearby cave there was no DOUBT that the women would be able to survive. Although they would often get angry and SHOUT at each other, SPOUTing all sorts of profanities, they always managed to maintain some semblance of friendship. When two forest rangers finally found them after two weeks in the wilderness, the women thanked them for the rescue. “What rescue?” they responded, “We heard women’s voices and came up to SCOUT some hot badonkadonk!”

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