Mola Mola Invades Pop Culture

What the hell. I’ve been talking about the dangers of the Mola Mola for years now. There’s a section of this site dedicated to that ugly mother effer. It’s obvious to me that the advertising agency responsible for this new Helio ad is under the mind control of a Mola fish. Do not take the fact that Molas are mentioned in a mediocre commercial fool you into thinking that they are a peaceful ocean dweller.

Effing Molas. 300 million eggs? My god man. If we don’t do something soon, they’ll be unstoppable.

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