It’s unfortunate that we can only celebrate Colin’s birthday once a year, which is why I don’t. Well, let me explain. You see, even though we only get together and praise our good buddy every February 2nd, the day of his birth, I take time not just once a year, but every single dayÂ and give him props. When I wake up in the morning and crack open my breakfast 40 oz. malt liquor beverage, I pour a little bit out for my homie, Colie Gumdrops. By the way, I’d just like to mentionÂ how proud I am that you share your birthday with the majestic Groundhog, there isn’t a more honorable creature on this fine planet. So, yes, Happy Birthday to Colie, and the Groundhog as well.
Remember this picture from February 2nd, 2004? Man, Box was wasted. Anyways,Â Happy Birthday Colie Gumdrops, sorry I couldn’t be there to celebrate, but hopefully I’ll be in Tucson for Isabella’s birthday, April 5th, a.k.a. Arbor Day!
I’m going to go crack open my daily Steel Reserve.