End the Bagel Wars Now!

The GREAT Bagel Wars began years ago when the Sweet Pastry Clan attacked the Savory Bread Nation. Since then, millions have been killed, wounded, or CAGED in prisons. Though the war WAGES on, there is hope as President Loxley of BAGEL Province has announced that he is ready to negotiate with the other side.

-From Wordle Puzzle 5/25/2023

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