Disneyland Finally Took My Birthday Seriously this Year!

It’s about time. I knew it was only a matter of spending enough money, enjoying enough rides and eating enough Bengal BBQ before Disneyland would honor my 12-02 birthday with the celebration it deserved. Thanks to everyone who made it, here is the newscast that they played the week before my 29th birthday celebration at the Happiest Place on Earth!

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