Brakes on a Crane

When I asked my boss for a RAISE, he just GLAREd at me and said, “Oh, I’ll give you a raise.” The next day he gave me lifting duty, but my equipment wasn’t working right! I couldn’t get it to stop! I have had it with these mother-effing BRAKES on this mother-effing CRANE!

-From Wordle Puzzle 6/21/2023

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