A Whiff of Patchy’s Pet Fishies

If you run out of raw cow meat, one of your own pets could be a GREAT replacement in a PINCH. If you have an aquarium, grab a FISHY or if not, any HOUND dog will do. Just be sure to take a WHIFF of your pet meat to make sure it’s super fresh.

-Another Excerpt from Patchy McBeeferton’s cookbook, “Kill ‘em, Cut ‘em, Cook ‘em: An Extreme Butcher’s Take on Farm to Table”

-From Wordle Puzzle 4/17/2023

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