Every Bee, Every Day!
The new HBIC (Head Bee in Charge), let the others know exactly what was on the SLATE for them. “You workers are gonna fly out and CHOKE down as much pollen as you can and make as much honey as possible for me, your QUEEN . That goes for EVERY bee, every day!” -From Wordle Puzzle 3/31/2023
In alternate universe A113, there is a GREAT TV show about a home economics teacher with cancer who makes money on the side by cooking up killer sourdough loaves called BREAKing BREAD. -From Wordle Puzzle 3/30/2023
Beset by a Sports Curse
The village had suffered many things, including the GREAT grasshopper plague of ‘68, the waters of the INLET turning to blood, and the COMET impact that had destroyed the new courthouse. But it wasn’t until their sports team lost to their rivals in this season’s biggest UPSET that they determined that they might actually be BESET by the witch’s curse after all. -From Wordle Puzzle 3/29/2023
Hurry and Paint the House Pink!
Toby had come up with the ultimate April Fool’s prank this year. To start, he made sure he had the LEAST to DRINK last night. He figured that his roommates’ hangovers would be pretty ROUGH this morning, but he still had to HURRY if he was going to finish painting their house bright pink before they woke up. -From Wordle Puzzle 3/28/2023
Little Timmy licked his fingers, now covered in a GREAT amount of the amber fluid he found. He thought he had discovered a sweet tasting golden secretion from a previously unknown GLAND of a bat. Turns out it was just GUANO.
The UNTIE Command
Bro! You can teach your dog all those other things LATER, like how to FETCH or not to be NOISY when someone’s at the door. The first thing you need to teach your dog is how to UNTIE a bikini at the beach! -From Wordle Puzzle 3/26/2023