In alternate dimension A-113, the GREAT trans activist, Rhonda Santis, SPOKE out against the fascist policies of the Yensid corporation, owners of the Florida Prefecture. Poor Rhonda was forever silenced when Yensid left her DOUSEd in the waters at the bottom of their magical well. Just as in our dimension, in A-113 you don’t mess with the MOUSE! -From Wordle Puzzle 5/29/2023

As I traversed the GREAT MOUNDs of Northern Boneheadia, I encountered a SLIMY substance that covered the hilly landscape. I must be getting close to the castle, where Nector the landscaper always SKIMPs on cleaning the grounds. -From Wordle puzzle 5/28/2023

Threw a PARTY for ten thousand yen, Lots of LASERs and geishas, all 10s, We drank sake and RAGED, Seven RAVENs were caged, And I loved all the bottomless RAMEN! -From Wordle Puzzle 5/27/2023

In her LATER years, Pippy Pig loved SPENDing her time soaking in the sunSHINE with her best girlfriends. They called themselves the SWINE-os. -From Wordle Puzzle 5/26/2023

The GREAT Bagel Wars began years ago when the Sweet Pastry Clan attacked the Savory Bread Nation. Since then, millions have been killed, wounded, or CAGED in prisons. Though the war WAGES on, there is hope as President Loxley of BAGEL Province has announced that he is ready to negotiate with the other side. -From Wordle Puzzle 5/25/2023

There was a GREAT tragedy yesterday at the annual cow beauty contest. The judges were too TIRED to decide which heifer was CUTER, and soon the entire pageant descended into UTTER chaos! -From Wordle Puzzle 5/24/2023