Give Swirlies a Whirl!
As a GREAT bully /
You need to give some SWIRLies /
So give it a WHIRL!
-From Wordle Puzzle 7/12/2023
Delicious Planet Earth
The celestial being couldn’t help but STARE in amazement at the planet he was about to consume. He had an especially GREAT hunger for those with high populations, and he was about to munch on one that CATERed to his every desire – it was time to eat planet EARTH!
-From Wordle Puzzle 7/11/2023
Beauregard’s Folly
LATER in his career, the wealthy carpenter Agustus Beauregard found that his plans for building his retirement home were BLOCKed by local building inspectors. It turns out that the PILONs he offered them years ago for settling their accounts were MOLDY chunks of cheese, and they had vowed revenge for what they considered a heinous act. This would become known throughout the South as Beauregard’s FOLLY.
-From Wordle Puzzle 7/10/2023
Entertaining Puppy Poetry
You’re definitely going to want to adopt this GREAT little dog – she’s definitely a lover, not a BITER! I promise you’ll never find a CUTER little puppy than this one. Gosh, every VOTER in the last dogshow ranked her above a 7 and a half. The best part is that she writes poetry in perfect METER, which is sure to ENTERtain you for years to come!
-From Wordle Puzzle 7/9/2023
Cower Before My Poker Skills!
At the final table of the Age 75+ Five Card Stud Tourney, Ed decided to RAISE the pot to put Tom all-in. Being an OLDER gentleman, Tom didn’t take lightly to such POKER shenanigans! He grabbed the cards and started throwing them around, while Ed ducked for COVER and COWERed beneath his opponent.
-From Wrodle Puzzle 7/8/2023
Bacon Donuts
Arnold McOinkers, the GREATest pastry chef in all of Piglandia, started his ovens every morning with simple FLINT and tinder. He used his massive SNOUT to measure his ingredients, and was famous for his bacon flavored DONUTs!
-From Wordle Puzzle 7/7/2023