Droopy Octopus Tentacles

I discovered a GREAT new way to DEINK, and my friend Jorge thought it was quite DROLL how my tentacles would DROOP in the process.

-From Wordle Puzzle 7/17/2023

A Topaz Eye!

That GREAT big monster /
Has gems for VITAL organs /
And a TOPAZ eye!

-From Wordle Puzzle 6/16/2023

The Prone Bone with a Crone Drone!

Oh GREAT – they caught me mid-PRONE bone! They even snapped some pictures with a DRONE! Even worse, the lady I was with was a CRONE!

-From Wordle Puzzle 7/15/2023

A Crate From a Fiend

Rico Montana opened the CRATE and found it was LINED with sparkling fireworks! He knew that it must have been sent by his former archeologist friend, now bitter rival, the FIENDish Biscuit Jones!

-From Wordle Puzzle 7/14/2023

The Mangey Dog Barge

This ancient SLATE says /
They worshiped a MANGEy dog /
That lived on a BARGE

-From Wordle Puzzle 7/13/2023

Give Swirlies a Whirl!

As a GREAT bully /
You need to give some SWIRLies /
So give it a WHIRL!

-From Wordle Puzzle 7/12/2023