The Truth About Your Guitar
LATER I saw that koala STRUMming your guitar that he took out of your TRUNK! That’s how it got lost, I swear it’s the TRUTH!
– From Wordle Puzzle 10/9/2023
Index Finger Diner
ADIEU knife and fork /
At this DINER you must use /
Your INDEX Finger
-From Wordle Puzzle 8/15/2023
Snaky Snacks
Lizards are GREAT, but I find the taste of their feet to be quite BLAND. I prefer my reptile SNACKs to be more on the SNAKY side.
-From Wordle Puzzle 8/14/2023
My First Wish is For…WRATH!
Years LATER, I finally TRACKed down a Genie who would GRANT me three wishes. My first wish was for a lightsaber, now my enemies will feel my WRATH!
-From Wordle Puzzle 8/13/2023
The Quick Cereal Diet
They told me that a GREAT way to lose some POUNDs while still enjoying my LUCKY Charms cereal was to eat it super QUICK!
-From Wordle Puzzle 8/12/2023
Oh, Hello Lestat!
I opened the CRATE
A man leapt out toward my FLESH
Oh, HELLO Lestat!
-From Wordle Puzzle 8/11/2023