Greetings from Nutrioso, AZ! Nick and his family have purchased an incredible log cabin here, right next to Sunrise Ski Resort! Now, many of you who know me may be asking, “Rico, you don’t like to ski! In fact, you don’t like snow! IN FACT – You hate temperatures below 75 degrees! Why would you be so excited about a cabin up in Nutrioso?”

Well amigos, I have conquered my fear of the mountain. All it took was strapping my skis together to create a device many refer to as a “snowboard”. Using this “snowboard” I am more in control of my descent down the icy mountain of doom and am able to adequately prevent my untimely death that comes from such perilous activities.

Alright, so I’m not the best “snowboarder” yet. I need some more practice. Let’s plan a trip!

I was flipping through the latest issue of GQ the other day (’cause I’m sophisticated like that), when I came across an article about how not to act at a company Christmas party. I’m not used to attending such functions (the Inkwaste company party consisted of me watching season 7 of Star Trek: Voyager by myself), so I figured it would be worth a read, at the very least, to see what I’d been missing. I realized quickly two things: 1. The subheadline of the article used a word that had caused heated debate and ridicule at my birthday dinner, and 2. My legs were falling asleep from sitting on the toilet too long while reading a magazine.

Huh, I guess it is a real word. Nick, you should take back all that giggling you did at La Parilla.

What the hell. I’ve been talking about the dangers of the Mola Mola for years now. There’s a section of this site dedicated to that ugly mother effer. It’s obvious to me that the advertising agency responsible for this new Helio ad is under the mind control of a Mola fish. Do not take the fact that Molas are mentioned in a mediocre commercial fool you into thinking that they are a peaceful ocean dweller.

Effing Molas. 300 million eggs? My god man. If we don’t do something soon, they’ll be unstoppable.

God bless Thursday nights. My Name is Earl, 30 Rock, the Office and Scrubs. Oh man, some of the best shows ever. I think it’s a lot of fun when the shows have fake websites set up, and last night on Scrubs they talked about two such sites: rateyourdoc.org and the far more funny thetoddtime.com.